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Tangent_Mind Says...

Why does he have a siren on his car? Who the fuck buys police lights and a siren for a merc?
July 17, 2010, 7:09 pm

I dont want to die until I see the end of the DFS sale.
July 15, 2010, 6:34 pm

is feeling... mischievous :)
July 13, 2010, 9:19 pm

40 cans of coca cola left... #Addicted I might get some more...
July 13, 2010, 9:18 pm

#deletemynumber if you are the police about the bodies in the yard.
July 13, 2010, 9:13 pm

#deletemynumber if you are calling me from the inside of a flaming cow flying through space, because clearly I am not done yet.
July 13, 2010, 9:12 pm

It just hit me I will need to pass over all my codes for a weekend. Guess I should remove all them comments about me being God and all...
July 13, 2010, 9:11 pm

I got fired as a child minder. We were walking through the woods and he asked if I was scared of the murderer, I said he aint got shit on me
July 13, 2010, 9:10 pm

I hated languages at school, every time, all the shouting and being suspended I mean they did call it a self oral exam.
July 13, 2010, 9:08 pm

I stopped next to a crying woman today, I tried to cheer her up but apparently saying I only rape the pretty ones did not help.
July 13, 2010, 9:06 pm

Erm Wait What?

This is the Tangent Mind of the Amateur Protagonist. In short my own personal Twitter, all just for me (Because I am greedy like that). However do not fear Twitter lovers. These mind farts are also posted to Twitter Real Time *Whoosh noises*. I know that may not sound like the sexiest thing since pop tarts but in the end of the day it is my website and I will do what ever the fuck I please with it. Well, within the limitations of international laws and legislations, but up until that point! ANYTHING.

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