Amateur Protagonist Blog

  1. Minecraft Server 1.1 No Whitelist Free To Play Online Now

    The latest and greatest in Minecraft 1.1 Servers is back up and running. We here at Mein Kraft pride ourselves on full on PVP action with no rules. You know what made the single player Minecraft so much fun? You could do anything you wanted.

    We have but one rule, keep it fair. No mods allowed. If everyone has a fair playing field then they can do what they want. For example if you find some amazing sand built house on the beach you can move in or flood the place. What you do is completely up to you.

    Finally a Minecraft Server where you and your friends can do what you want and muck around, we keep our spaces limited to reduce lag and so you dont get hoards of random people joining then leaving.

    Our Minecraft Server is running the latest 1.1 Minecraft Vanilla edition. We dont have a whitelist so anyone can hop on and have a go. If you are interested in learning more or want to be heard by the admins you can use the forums right here! (Link on the top of the page, Mein Kraft.)

    So be sure to save us in your top servers, why? Because we dont require you to give us money, or put you through some bullshit sign up process, we always have the latest version running so little or no down time and we want you to enjoy Minecraft back before you could play it online. To enjoy them amazing moments with friends as well as making a few new ones.

    Then killing the new friends, burning down the home you built together and running off with their loot. Its a tough world out there so come join us.

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    Minecraft Server, Always Awesome

    Also we always seem to have a problem with people pretending to be Admins. Here is a quick tip, ask to be kicked. When kicked you are told and discounted from the server, you can join straight back with no problems. A real Admin is happy to kick you no questions asked.

    So go punch some Minecraft Server Blocks!

  2. Make Your Online Shopping Experience Addictive

    Many different online companies try heaps of techniques to get you to buy again from them. It is important I say again. You need to remember there are two methods when it comes to increasing online revenue (They may apply offline too but that isn't my gig.)

    Increase the number of customers or increasing the average spend per customer. This is being very black and white, for example adding offers to get someone to buy more at once falls into the later category as it is about increasing the amount people spend, whereas mass indirect advertising would be increasing number of customers (However an email campaign to existing customers falls into increasing average spend).

    I will be talking about making your customer spend more and turn into repeat business. If you have a steady conversion of around 3-2% and get over 1,500 customers on your site a day, then increasing average spend should be your focus. If you are not getting that number of customers you need more business as your figures can change too much, thus harder to spot trends, alternatively if you do not have a good stable conversion to monitor changes by you need to think about your website's flow and why people are dropping off the cart.

    We are going to talk about an interesting study with is commonly known as "BF Skinner's Box". Basically rewarding an action, in the study a rat was reward with food for pressing a button. This is the basic idea behind action reward.

    What happens when a customer adds something to the cart? Are they rewarded? Here is an interesting idea for you. Let's say all your orders get free shipping, you have a few adverts around the website telling them so. However in my personal experience most people over look such large important adverts unless they wanted to know about shipping. Some people want to know the shipping before they get to the cart so it is important to publicise your costs. What if when your customer adds something to the cart you tell them they have now qualified for free shipping. So if you have an overlay there is a banner image before the confirmation, telling them they qualify for free shipping, or if they go straight to the basket a larger full width banner with the same information.

    What is important here is the customer has received a prize. They did not have free shipping before, now with these items they do. Now in the example I just gave, this is more geared towards increasing your conversion rate, however it is the underlay for all examples and ideas I will give, action and reward.

    People like to achieve things, personal achievements make a person feel good and unique. There is a fine line between every time someone clicks a link they get an award to spending ten times the average amount in one go. You need a balance between possible and not common.

    Let's say you give free shipping on order over 50. If you have Google Analytics linked in with your ecommerce store you can easily find out your average customer spend. Your best bet is average spend is 52 or something like that. So what do you do? You raise the free shipping to 60, basically increased it by 10-20% with hopes of your average spend increasing.

    Now it is not just good enough to keep on pushing that number up. You need to reward people for getting to your free shipping. Products that are over the free shipping threshold need to have that displayed, clearly. Make a big deal that "Buying this products means free shipping anywhere in the United Kingdom!" For products that do not get free shipping simply show the shipping cost are per normal. However I want you to change the basket page. Work out the difference between their cart total and the free shipping threshold and tell them. "Spend another $7.30 and get free 2 working days shipping." Now you have this displayed you need to make getting that reward as easy as possible. A good idea is to then show related products under this notice. Alternatively, depending on your market, you could show more expensive alternative products that do qualify for free shipping.

    Let's move onto another idea as we have covered that one a lot. Reward points, now I am not talking about the bullshit every 10 you spend you get one point, get a thousand points and you can have a free yo-yo. I means every item has a custom amount of reward points. When your account gets to say 300 points your next order gets free shipping. Leave a review for an extra point, leave a video review, if approved gets 100 points. Get your users to treat your website like a computer game. Actions equal points. Buying more than five items? Double points on this order. The best way to use this technique is to only tell them about the basics to getting points. Here is my example.

    Buy this shirt and get 150 XP. Leave a review of this shirt and receive 20 XP. To get to level 2 you need 190 XP, your award for getting to level 2 is free shipping.

    In this example the points are XP and getting a set amount of XP levels the customer up. Each level comes with perks that are exclusive to that level. Also note that simply buying the shirt and going back to leave a review will leave the customer just short of the next level. This is a rough idea that can easily be improved based on your market. Let's say you have a website that sells watches, you don't really want to advertise points and repeat business can be extremely hard. This idea is far more complex than the free shipping and is also limited to what markets would react well to it. However you can use the principle in other ways.

    Every customer has a customer level. This level can be standard, regular, loyal and executive. You need a number of points to get to each one, 0 (simply register), 3, 5 and 20 respectively. If you place an order you get a point, if you click a link from an email campaign (the first time) and you are signed in you get another point. If you place an order over 70 you get a point. A customer is told these simple rules to their customer level. A customer can very easily get from standard to regular within a single order, their next order will easily see them level up again, however each level from that point on will get a little harder. The idea is it starts of stupidly easy but slowly gets harder. Now how do you use this? Well the highest level will get emails and offers of all levels however the lowest only gets the basic email. If you are a loyal customer you may get an email that says for loyal customer level's only etc. Also you can one day send them a free small gift in the post and simply say free gift for loyal customers. This idea is not so much to make them spend more as a really good reason for you to stay in contact with your customer. We have some stock we need to sell this week, let's email everyone. Now becomes we have some stock that needs to sell this week, target these customers only and tell them they have 4 days left. Then 2 days later send an email to everyone including the selected levels from before and tell them they have 2 days left. If you make it clear in both emails that the selected level's got it first (even better if you can show the stock has decreased) it will motivate customers to act quicker to your deals and to give your marketing emails more attention.

    Hopefully this gives you some ideas on how to increase your customers spend. I might write another piece depending on the reaction to this one. If not I will move on top another topic. Maybe another list of websites doing things I hate. As always any questions about anything I have written, just use the comment section or get directly in contact!

  3. Top Five Sins Of Mobile Websites

    Every day more and more website join the mobile revolution. Sometimes you will be having a quick search on your phone for the closest kebab shop only to find they have a website, which when opened has a mobile optimised interface (this has never happened to me but should.) Or maybe you where booking tickets and couldn't get to a computer.

    It is the same story everywhere, you get a sudden surprise when yet another website creates a special mobile experience. Which don't get me wrong is a nice thing, just so many people get it so very wrong. So here are my top five sins of mobile websites.

    5. Look At Our Special Mobile Website

    Now when I do a search on Google for the latest stock information on peanut butter and click on the first link, I expect to see what I was looking for. This has long been the accepted convention and is the correct way if you ask me.

    So why has it suddenly been ok for websites to detect you are on a mobile device, take to you the special mobile skin and then redirect you to the home page. This just pisses me off to no end. Normally problems I talk about can be pretty complex to solve, however this is just pure laziness.

    You designed the mobile skin and for some strange unbeknown reason said to yourself that they had to see the home page so they understand what is going on. Even better if you have a little sign that says You are now using our mobile layout." Thanks Mr Website for a second there I thought you had a really strange resolution and button layout.

    It may be hard for you to understand but even on a mobile device I want to get stuff done, quickly. If anything I want to get it done quicker on a mobile device than a desktop. I will see you have a special mobile skin and appreciate the work you put in as I read / look / buy the said thing I came to you for. If you take me to your home page I will leave.

    4. This Layout Is So Special You Get Nothing Else And Like It

    So I have your tasty nice mobile layout. I am enjoying using your service and browsing your site. Let's say I want to buy the product I am looking for, or maybe I want to email this product to a friend. Not everyone has but I have, accepted that sometimes stuff doesn't work on the mobile platform and is normal website only feature. I am ok with that, really I am.

    I am not ok with you not giving me an option to go to your normal website. If you are going to have a mobile website here is the top feature you should have no matter what. A button that says go to our desktop website and a button on your normal website to go to the mobile one.

    Granted this is a technical issue and is only achievable if you program your website to make use of a mobile session or cookie and track the state. Basically you are always ready to show a page as mobile or desktop at all times, if the mobile is not available it will show a friendly error telling you to try the desktop version if you need to. Also don't just show the option to change at errors. At all times I should be able to change in between the two formats with minimal fuss.

    3. Look At My Featureless Limp Mobile Website

    Let's say you run a burger van and you have a website to tell local businesses what the specials are that day. One day someone says Why don't you have a mobile version because I am slightly unhappy with your current service and I am related to a horse." Ok maybe not the horse bit. Either way you go off and get a mobile website designed to run next to your normal website.

    Your website looks great apart from one thing. You cannot view the daily specials, which was the whole point of the website originally. Sure you can sign up to the newsletter but do you honestly believe I just wanted to get your bi-monthly emails so badly I would load your site up on my phone and be happy that is all I can do?

    This sin comes hand in hand with no being able to switch back to the desktop website. If your mobile platform removes what can easily be considered core functionality with no way to get that functionality on a mobile device then you may want to reconsider even getting or having a mobile website.

    2. The Slow Loading I Have No Clue Mobile Website

    Every now and again someone will commit a crime against humanity, creating a highly specialised website without thinking about why it is specialised is one of them crimes. I have stubbed my toes, I have been kicked in the balls, I have even had staples in my head, yet every time I see a slow loading graphic intensive mobile website I shudder and die a little on the inside.

    Mobile websites, believe it or not, are designed for mobile devices. Let says for arguments sake that if you are on a mobile device you are more likely to be running 2G/3G/4G and not broadband speeds. Let's say that you are billed based on your data usage and bandwidth used. This may come as a shock but that is in fact not a hypothetic situation but real life.

    There are two reasons for creating a mobile website, one to optimise your website to look it's best on a mobile device so no wasted white space, forms are nice and big, easy to use navigation for someone's finger. Secondly so you can cut out any large slowly loading images that could hold someone up if they are not on an ADSL/broadband connection. If the website loads quickly even on a 2G connection you have a major advantage over your competition. Even a very basic display with core information and then the page they were looking for with a button to go to the desktop version would be perfect. You straight away give them what they are looking for, contact details if they need help urgently, some basic functionality if they need to browse the site and most important of all a way back to the desktop version if they need full functionality and accept it will be a tad strange on a mobile device.

    1. The Mobile Website That Is A Completely Different Website

    This is easily the top sin and has happened to me not that long ago. The major issue here is when your mobile website and normal website are running completely different and unrelated databases. What I mean is two websites that are basically the same (one mobile, one normal) however if you register on one your login details do not work on the other because they are running different databases and your details only exist on the first instance.

    My personal experience with this was attempting to buy some movie tickets online, due to us being slow on agreeing a time it came down to me in a bar at lunch to book them. So out comes my phone and I load up the website. Much to my surprise they have a very good nice mobile website with full functionality. I am able to sign up and get everything sorted bar the payment due to a redirect error that would be fine on a desktop but not a mobile device, so poor testing on their part but basically everything was done so I was happy to wait till I got home.

    I got home loaded up the laptop and accessed the website, their normal website is just as nice and all the colours and styles are in line with the mobile website. I go to login only to find it did not work. So I opened my emails where I had an email with my email and even my password and a link to the login page, still nothing. I tried forgotten password only to find my email did not exist on their system, despite having an email from them.

    I called up and found out I would have to register again as their data servers only sync every week. EVERY WEEK. So in about three days time I will be on their system twice with identical records. All because they did not believe someone would go from one device to another within a weeks time. Also this is not my account did not get created correctly the first time around as my account was valid and functional. I could not enter a billing address without completing their labyrinth questionnaire first.

    Maybe next time they will run their mobile and desktop website off the same database and save everyone a whole heap of trouble.

  4. No White List No Mods Minecraft Server 1.0.1 No Rules

    The latest and greated Minecraft Server is now open again. Due to some changes on our end we were a little behind the crowd for once. However we have once again go our server ready for all you loyal Minecraft fans.

    Minecraft is officially out of Beta, it is now a finished product to be enjoyed by the masses. We pay for our server with our own money so you can enjoy this great game. So what do we ask in return to be on our Minecraft Server? It is dead simple. No mods, none. We do not have any mods on our server and we don't want you to have any mods!

    So don't wait around for us to get you to join, just paste in our IP (shown below in the banner) and away you go to the amazing world of Minecraft via your friendly friends at Mein Kraft the greatest PVP no rules server of all time!

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    So there we have it the latest Minecraft 1.0.1 Server ready and waiting for you. Our server is open 24/7 and is based in London England. Just in case you did not know where London is...

    We have a no rules policy as well, so you can grief, you can mine, you can attack. As long as you are not using mods and it is an even playing field for all then we allow it. So our server is open to you! Invite your friends and make some new ones!

    Our Minecraft Server does feature Administrators as well. Look on our forums for more information about them. If you are ever unsure if someone is an Administrator ask them to kick you, being kick removes you from the server but you can join right back in. Plus the Admins love to kick people.

    So why do you want in on our Mien Kraft Minecraft Server? Well for one we offer no rules fun, we offer amazing awesome enjoyment, we also don't tie you into anything. You play when you want and we pay for the server. So come and enjoy before we have a change of heart and turn on the whitelist :P Don't worry that is... Slightly unlikely.

  5. New Yoga Site And Relaxing With Life

    I have finished my latest freelance work for Blue Sky Yoga (link at the bottom I promise!) and it has gotten me thinking. I have never been a man to stop and meditate. If I am honest I am damn right against it really. It boils my blood when I am told to "get in touch with my spiritual side" never really known why it annoys me so but it does.

    After finishing Blue Sky Yoga I got it all up and running, keeping a close eye for how the new owner is liking it, yet at no point have I really thought about yoga. I mean I know what it is and why people do it. I mean really think about yoga, as in go out and do some yoga and try to not only see but feel why people do it.

    My life is currently going through some big changes, to the point anyone I talk to I fear I am simply complaining about everything that is happening. I have for the past three hours been sorting bank accounts, waiting for emails, trying to update this websites code and wondering about work tomorrow. I have always been someone who would be doing something and keep on going than to stop. I do not enjoy loose ends and it bugs me to stop and start.

    Sadly this means I will start a project and work until I can't or just hate what I am doing. This is often the case with my own personal projects. I will often get half way through and then simply not be happy with it and thus not want to return to it. In the past three months I have done a total of 5 website designs and back end programming. Yet at no point have I stopped to reflect on any work once completed. I simply learn while working and then deem it completely unless the client has more suggestions or wants changes. I often work to the tune of "Once completed you should never revisit this." This has served me through over three years of being developer. The idea that I should get it right the first time it is written off, then for the next week iron out bugs and deem it complete.

    I have no idea how important reflect of your own work is as I have never done it. With loads of changes in my life, many of which I am completely in the dark about, I have to wonder if I should also change how I approach my work life. I have always been overly dedicated to my job, some people say that is character others say it is because I am a Leo. Either way taking a step back is not something I enjoy or ever aim to do.

    Maybe now is the time to reflect on what I have done in the UK before I leave for Australia. Running servers, maintaining e-commerce websites, online support, re-designing/re-programming per clients spec, software/hardware support and even a little business management, sometimes I wonder what is more important a CV with achievements and driven aspirations or the ability to know when to slow down. Maybe the knowledge of when to stop comes with age.

    I have never tried yoga and I guess thinking about it I don't understand what it truly means to be at peace. I wish Blue Sky Yoga The best of luck with their new website which I hear has already attracted new clients. Please do visit Blue Sky Yoga and hopefully you can find time to slow down.

  6. Leaving Windows Behind - A Tale Of Struggle

    If there is one aspect of my day to day computing habits I would like to change it would be my choice of operating systems. For a long time now I have yearned to move over to Ubuntu (having tried other Linux distributions I am simply not comfortable enough yet.) Yet I have never made the full transition to Linux, I always keep my main computer Windows.

    Now I am not talking about dual booting here either, I mean full on leave Windows behind. There is a list of reasons why I want to do this. Firstly I believe truly believe I will come out a better programmer by having a more in depth knowledge of Linux, I whole heartily believe that. I also know that personally I learn by working with a product day and day out. I also want to increase my general knowledge of computers. Troubleshooting a problem in SUSE I learnt more than days' worth of trouble shooting on a Windows machine. The reason really comes down to Windows generally being a more polished system in my eyes (That is a personal opinion and it may be wrong, however I strongly feel that is the reason.)

    I like the idea behind the flexibility and freedom that Linux offers; do I have a requirement for that freedom? No. Do I have a requirement to develop on mobile devises? No, but I always insist on getting developer focused products. In my mind to be a better programmer and developer I need to immerse myself in as much language and day to day running's of programs as possible.

    I have no hatred for Microsoft or their products. I have tried out the developer preview of Windows 8 and it is simply amazing. I love what they are doing and fully support what they want to achieve. Looks how Android is merging tablets and phones. Now think about all devices, mobiles, tablets, computers and consoles that is what Microsoft wants to achieve. Complete synchronicity between all electronic devices. I believe that to be a beautiful dream.

    I am a .NET developer and normally find myself working on IIS. That said I can still do all of that from a Linux machine. Turning your computer into a localhost server? Just as easy on Linux as Microsoft, so what is really stopping me?

    To be extremely blunt and simple, fear. I fear what I could miss; I fear I could lose out and become stubborn in my ways. What if I am required to use a product and I can't on Linux? Prime example Visual Studio, realistically speaking you should always develop on the OS you are developing for, simply because it makes fucking sense. Which ties me into my greatest fear, becoming a Linux/PHP only developer, why should I dual boot to work on .NET for Windows? Why not just use Windows then? I do not enjoy dual booting, having multiple machines, having multi copies in different locations. I am an extremely tidy person when it comes to my virtual storage and use. Different browsers have set uses and locations, everything is in place. Why should I go and do that twice, one for each OS on the machine.

    Programs and games, games not so much, however sometimes it is not good enough to simply get an "Alternative" prime example, Photoshop and GIMP, how people even compare the two amazes me. I am sure you can do the same quick jobs in both but the ease and pleasure will always for me sit in Photoshop. The point I am making is sometimes the best programs and tools for the job are simply not on Linux (That said it does happen the other way around however that rarely impacts me.)

    Maybe I should move away from Windows and .NET but then my skill base will shrink. Linux and PHP developers seem to be popping up all over the place with dirt cheap rates. The only way I can compete is by going into .NET with my past experience. The jobs for .NET seem to pay more and offer more longevity whereas the PHP based roles seem more expendable.

    One day I hope to move to Linux and truly gain a grasp of computing and at more core level. However until then I guess I will stick to getting my head around networking or some other code.

  7. Google Nexus One And Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich

    It has now been announced by Google that Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich will not be coming out on the Google Nexus One. Now if you have read my articles you will know I own a Google Nexus One.

    I originally had my Nexus One with Vodafone, as such Vodafone intercepted my updates and made them shit. About one month ago I rooted by Nexus One to run off the Google Updates and take Vodafone out the loop. Straight away my auto suggest was fixed but the phone was a little slower.

    I have noticed my touch screen has degraded over time, this is a two year old phone and it is starting to show its age. About two days ago I was an extremely happy man. It was announced that the Google Nexus One will get the Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich! However today I found out that the Google top brass said that the Google Nexus One will NOT be updates to version 4.0.

    This comes as a shock to me as someone has already made a port for the Nexus S (yes Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich is already coming out on the Nexus S, however some people don't like to wait.) The Nexus S was not a major improvement upon the Nexus One.

    There was a video of someone running Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich on the Nexus One, however it was a pre-release, it was running pretty slow. Honestly my Google Nexus One is running Android 2.3.6 and it is not the smoothest experience.

    I brought the Google Nexus One because I wanted to push the Google phones and get the developer features. Yet time and time again I have been punished. At first it seemed Google was a sweet lover now Google is just a progressive rapist. Maybe a little extreme, however my point is valid. Google has really shit on the original investors in their technologies. I will get the Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich when someone ports it to the Nexus One regardless if they advise it or not.

    Sadly due to changes in my personal life I will be unable to get my upgrade. Instead I am having to cancel my phone contract and keep my phone. Whereas the people who waited a little longer they got different phones with lower contracts and now have the Samsung Galaxy S II, which will be getting the Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich.

    In the end of the day I love the Android OS and have sat down and looked at getting a Chromebook (my boss has one and it is amazing.) Just like my article about the Google Merchant Center, Google seems to be getting more and more reckless with their actions.

    Don't get me started on the changes Google are making with Analytics and their HTTPS search, or with their government transparency, it is sad that Google has made the decision to display that data than the governments themselves. Anyways I hope no one else gets a kick in the balls about the Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich update.

  8. MineCon London 2011 Minecraft - Show Them Yanks How To Party

    MineCon London 2011. Feeling left out because you can't go to America and attend MineCon? Well we were too. I mean who cares about some fucking awesome capes anyways? However if you want MineCon and have a free Halloween then you can join us in our very own, not related to Mojang, MineCon London 2011!

    From the 29th of October to the 31st of October the MeinKraft server admins will be kicking back in London. Drinking and crazy parties are in order. We are not yet sure how to update where we will be as we are not totally sure. However we will be there! Two nights and three days of celebrating the greatest PVP server ever, MeinKraft.

    So come join us for our very own MineCon London 2011. Buy us a print and we will give you one of our very own MeinKraft business cards, met the team and talk to us about anything! Help us make this the greatest Halloween MineCon London event ever. Luckily not many people have events that met that category so it should be easy to beat.

    Get your tickets into London and experience the British Capital in true MineCon tradition, with heavy drinking and stumbling around a strange city talking about iron blocks.

    MineCon London 2011. If you are interested please express your interest below in our Facebook comments, if we see a big interest we will sort out a pub to all meet in. Who knows, you could met your true MineCraft love. So come join us for MineCon London 2011 and lets show them yanks you can't keep the British out!

    Let's show them yanks how we party right here in London and get MineCon 2011 off to an amazing start. Met us this Halloween and let the Minecraft infection spread! So join us, invite your friends, invite their friends and have them invite more people. MineCon London 2011, together we can build it.

    Keep on digging.

  9. L33t Hackers Take Over YouTube As Reported By The BBC

    Hackers left, right and centre, we should be careful of all the hackers the news keeps on reporting. Let's not beat around the bush about this one, all the hackers the BBC are incorrectly reporting. This is plain old fashioned scare mongering. Hacker, it sounds a lot more intimating than thief or website defacer.

    Today a story came to my attention thanks to my American friend, hackers uploaded several pornographic videos. Let me break this story down to what it is. Someone gained access to Sesame Street's YouTube channel and uploaded pornographic videos. First this is a real dick move to do that to a children's channel, secondly this is not hacking.

    Whoever done this GAINED ACCESS, they guessed/knew the password and logged into their account. Please tell me where the hacking is in that, otherwise I am "Hacking" whenever I log into a customer's account.

    This sums up what hacking is very nicely thanks to Wikipedia.

    A hacker is someone who breaks into computers and computer networks.

    Note the keywords breaks and into computers and computer networks, the point I am making is getting access to a single user is not hacking. Getting access to all users in a database or mass changes to a service would be a better time to use the word hacker but even then that is not completely true.

    The term hacker has changed over the years. A hacker at its very core is someone who changes a system or computer for a challenge. I regard people who create jail breaking software or mods for your favourite games "Hackers".

    When I was younger I was sucked into this subculture of "Hackers", however the true hackers the ones who honestly understand the flow of data and how to manipulate information are rarely found there. The people you are most likely to meet are infatuated with SQL Injection, which is just data theft in the end of the day. You simply exploit a security hole. So what is it called when you get access past security systems? That is Cracking. That is because you literally crack open the security, this could be getting into someone's PC to getting information from a salted password.

    The point I am making is hacking is a term that is becoming too generalised. The problem with this scare mongering is what is the level difference between two hackers? One could have guessed a YouTube password whereas the other redirected the banks EDI system to change the account numbers and sort codes during the transfer of data and logged out security systems. The media would call both of them Hackers, yet one is clearly hacking whereas the other is just some lucky bored teenagers.

    This is normally something that does not really annoy me but the fact guessing someone's password makes you a hacker simply discredits the whole term. How would you like it if everyone with an online blog is now a "reporter"? It makes sense to use that term but if you know anything about the world of media then you would find the thought repulsive.

    Maybe the media should stop scare mongering every single person that they can when it comes to technology and focus on helping people understand what is happening. For example with this YouTube issue why not explain that it was just their account that was compromised, and then get an expert to explain why good passwords are so very important.

    People need to start thinking about the after effects and stop trying to spin a story.

  10. Google Product Search Merchant Center Destroying Businesses

    On the 22nd of September 2011 Google changed its policies for the Google Product Search. The Google Product Search is where you type what you want into Google and you go to shopping or sometimes it shows up in between the organic listings.

    Venders who list their products on the Google shopping for free will know this as Google Merchant Center (Froggle or Base depending on your country.) For many years venders have been selling their products on the Google Shopping pages without much of an issue. There are rules and policies to follow but generally speaking no one really ran into any problems.

    Any issue a merchant ever ran into could be quickly fixed, maybe a misunderstanding of your website or a problem with the technical side of how you upload your products. All of this changed on the 22nd of September. The new policies were to be enforced and the technical aspects of the feed were also changed. This does not pose a major issue. Ask any developer and they will tell you that such changes are normally welcomed and easy to pre-empt.

    However Google made some mistakes, some major mistakes. Let's skip ahead to the current date, the 5th of October, the Google forums are a mess with companies going out of business, merchants unable to get answers and everyone being left in the dark by Google.

    When the new spec for the feed was released there was no full solid way to test any of it, no one really knew how it would act. Failure on Google's behalf for not providing updated tools or services to assist with the new policies (at the time of writing the Merchant Center is unchanged and thus just as unhelpful.) No one really knew how this would affect them, Google kept on saying they would enforce the new policies with some aggression and frankly based on the lax in the past I don't think anyone believed them.

    Now coming up to the big change you would think there would be a planned staggered system (e.g. USA first then after a month trial, the UK etc.) There was no staggered release. Google Shopping for the first time demanded a global change of everyone. Whatever the Google Shopping Team wanted to change, it was big. Still one email was sent out a month before the 22nd of September as a reminder.

    I would at this part like to point out that if your business runs on Google Apps the majority of emails from Google by default go to your spam. That is right, you read that last sentence correctly. Emails from Google when you are using Gmail will go to your spam.

    Now with the poor pre-planning and massive global change you can assume what happened did not go smoothly. You would be correct in assuming this. In the end of the day this was an extremely flawed plan from the start due to pressure on the Google Shopping Team to produce changes. Now I have never spoken to anyone from the Google Shopping Team, I have only ever read their blog. Google Shopping like many sub division teams (they are, when you think about it, only a department inside of Google Search) very unknown and basically impossible to communicate with.

    What happened was the Google Merchant Center had a code behind change. I have no idea who on the development team got on top of their chair and said, "I have a great idea" but I can only assume he also takes his toaster to bed with him. The idea was that anyone with a policy violation or problem with their feed would be disapproved. The theory here is solid. Old sellers who do not keep up with standards will be lost, only the best of the best would be left. By removing all the filth you end up with a good as new shiny product. All the merchants that were violating the rules and policies will be punished, one massive sweep to show that messing them around yields no reward.

    Now I don't know what Google Shopping or Merchant Center really looks like in the code behind, I do not work for Google, what I do know is I work for a Merchant who is at the mercy of Google, as the lead developer this can be awkward to explain. Not many people keep their job after walking in and saying "We are no longer on one of our top revenue streams and I don't know why."

    The reason I did not know why was because no emails where sent. When you list products on Google Merchant Center and you are in a policy violation or whatever problem, your products are not listed and you are emailed, Google never sent the emails.

    Let's have a little role play to demonstrate the extremes here. You run an online business selling shoes; you employ four people, one salesman, one developer, one accountant and one picker packer. You have a website that the developer maintains, a salesman to handle calls and raise purchase orders, the accountant keeps the books in order and keeps an eye on cash flow and the picker packer will unload the lorry and pack the goods to be sent same day. This is a completely sustainable and realistic image of a small starter online business.

    Keeping with the role play you ask your developer where traffic and revenue come from, the majority of small starting businesses will have the same figures. You will get the most traffic from organic listings, you will buy traffic from AdWords to supplement sales with an aim to make bigger profits on repeat business and finally your best converting traffic is Google Shopping. Google Shopping traffic is made up of people who know what they want and have compared prices who now want to buy.

    What would you do if you lost that overnight despite every effect you and your developer done? Now if anyone reading this is a CEO or director you might have just opened up your cash flow in sheer panic and now have some tough questions for your developer. A shock like that can very easily end a business. It is that simple, losing Google Shopping for a starting internet business can mean the end.

    So when your business is on its last legs and no email has come through saying what went wrong you will start to freak out. You will be pointed in the direction of the forums. On the Google Merchant Forums you will find thousands, literality thousands of business owners just like you who have no fucking clue what is going on. One person will post in your thread (Celebird, who I am convinced has some connection to Google) telling you the only way to contact Google is to fill out two different forms.

    After filling out these forums you will get an automated email in two working days saying they have received it, then nothing. This is where you will get desperate, your business is now in the hand of someone who you have never met and will never speak to. They do not care how many generations you have been making shoes for or how much money and time you poured into this. They are the faceless anonymous of the Google Merchant Center Support.

    The worst part of this is, you need to use one of the forms just to find out what the problem with your feed is! So because Google messed up and never sent the email, you have to wait an unlimited amount of time just to know what is wrong. Keep in mind this has nothing to do with re-approving your feed, only just to find out what to fix.

    Now you will search the forums for every shard of information you can find, this is where Google becomes the Double Edged Sword. You will now change everything and devote everything to getting your Google Shopping Feed back online, any change to your website will take minutes not weeks. Do you know why before it would take weeks? Because you would have been thinking about the impact a change makes.

    Suddenly changes you promised never to make are happening all over the site, before you know it; you will be going against all your knowledge of the internet just to get your business and revenue back. Keep in mind Google Shopping and Google Search are not one of the same. If you do something stupid you could find yourself removed from Google Search (organic listings, the one your developer said the most traffic comes through.)

    It is at this point you should know that Google Merchant Center was free and always will be free. Thus they do not need to give you a telephone number, an email or even own you anything. They are the untouchable Google and if you have been banned by the biggest search engine out there, you can only sit and wait.

    I use Google products in all aspects of my life, my browser is Google Chrome, I make use of all the developer tools and Google API's, I use Google Apps, my phone is an Android Google Nexus One and even to the point of the maps application I use, it is Google Maps. This is by far a worse flop, an unforgivable flop, than Google Wave (which I might add I enjoyed a lot.)

    The problem here is they wanted to do a massive global release and remove a lot of accounts, at which point no one figured they would be a massive influx of people wanting to have their feeds checked. To have your feed checked or to find out what the problem is, is a manual job. That is right, one of the biggest companies in the world and a massive provider of services still requires a manual help desk from time to time. So with that in mind you would think to staff it better coming up to the change.

    Poor planning and poor implementation, Google will all its experience should know better than to green light what was set out to be a massive product re-vamping, without the proper infrastructure in place.

    I for one am disappointed in the lack of communication from Google and more so by the lack of sympathy for the companies that are filing for bankruptcy. So much for don't be evil.

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